ON a happy note...

My Trinity has not yet lost her wonderful sense of humor despite being slightly broken from her school experience. Yesterday we were eating lunch, and she was "playing" with a fly. I watched her for a few minutes and she noticed that I was doing so. She starts a conversation that made me laugh so hard I almost peed...you may not pee, but, I thought it was funny.

T - "Mama, I think that fly's have eyes in their butts"
Me - *drink almost spraying out of my nostrils* "Why do you say that baby?"
T - "WELL *capitolized because it was a W E L L ...imagine hand on hips..* "WELL, everytime I try to touch him in the back...he flies away, so, he must have eyes on his butt."
Me - *Just laughing*

WHILE PLAYING WITH HER NEW CHINCHILLA...(I will blog about that later)

T - "Mama, mama! I am so excited for Sushi *her chinchilla's name*
Me - "Why!!! What's going on for Sushi???"
T - "Well, I was holding him like this *showing me how she is holding him in what seemed like a REALLY uncomfortable position, but, it was like he was sitting and you could see EVERYTHING...think Sharon Stone in that movie...you know the one.* "I was holding him like this, and I noticed his balls."
Me - *REALLY trying not to laugh as my daughter is referring to her chinchillas genitalia as balls....* "Oh, ok..."
T - "So, he can get married. Because he has balls."
Me - SILENCE
T - "Because he needs those to make babies...and you have to be married to make babies."
Me -*Not even wanting to get into the depth of that conversation* "That's right sweety...."